  Online nowDarthfox70- Jason is a 38 year old single guy from Omaha, Nebraska, USA.
- Likes 850 pages, 194 videos, 17 photos • 52 fans • Received 13 reviews
- Member since Jun 18, 2007
I would like to think of myself as an aspiring stand up comedian, inventor, and someone who would have a fighting chance as a jeopardy contestant.I am a man that realizes as each new law is passed,each new camera is installed in public places by the government,a little bit more of our freedoms are gone for good, and if there's no victim, there's no crime.I love learning science, especially environmental and human genetics.I guess if I had to boil all of lifes lessons down to one thing, it would have to be never try to hold a cat with claws during a roller coaster ride.I would love 2 meet people on line,anybody that can teach me, wants to learn or wants a friend, young, old, men, women, trans-gendered species from neighboring galaxies, for I judge a person solely on their integrity. All messages will be responded to.
Favorites » His Blog
-
StumbleUpon &187; aquieterstorms web site reviews and blog
-
Jun 1, 1:51am
59 reviews
•http://aquieterstorm.stumbleupon.com/
-
Whoa there. This chick is, like, totally cool, like, whoa, you know what I mean. Rad! Like earthquakes and volcanoes and witches and slinkies and stuff, like, totally off the hook Pfifer Dunkie and his balloons cool, man. awesome. Totally. Whoa, dude. you know what I mean by slinkies, right. They are Cooool. I love slinkies. Lots of people don't, but I do. Slinkies rock. Especially if they are not rusted. Rusted slinkies suck eggs. I mean, if it's rusted just forget all the good stuff I said about them. Put it right out of your mind. It's not too tough to keep your slinky from rusting. I love my slinkie. A little preventative oil and maintenence,some massage, and like always check you slinky to make sure it's not starting to rust because in the slinkie world rust is the enemy off all the slinkies. Slinkie for president! But we as the friends of slinkies can band together and fight, fight, fight this rust from taking over the world of the inoffensive peace loving slinkies of slinkietown. Check, check, your slinkie for rust for god's sake. once or twice a day ought to do it.I write and I write letter after letter to the president begging, pleading, groveling him to make the slinkie out of stainless steel. But noooo. I blame the Democrats. Don't let a good slinkie go bad. Wait a minit..aren't I reviewing someone or something here.Oh god, who art in heaven, please let my slinkie rust not..keep him pure and rust free..please anoit him with rust preventing oil and let his gait dowm the stairs be pure. Amen. Free Tibet!! And free the weasel!! weasels freak out around slinkies. sometimes they compete for rare natural resounces. A delicate balance of nature, to be sure. But don't oil your weasel.And if you insist on oiling you weasel use a natural, water based lubricant. Not Vaseline. They don't rust. And don't put your weasel in a slinkey. They can get caught, and that leads to painful hair pulling and painful pain. Actually the slinkey is the natural enemy of the weasel. Please feel free to go to whyweaselshateslinkeys.com [whyweaselshateslinkeys.com] for a more complete treatise on this fascinating albeit spurious subject. A must read for all.Aftet all, if you can't read, then why are you reading this. Ask yourself this question, over and over again. Why not? Weasels can't read. Especially without glasses. Besides, if they could read they'd just devise clever ways to destroy and rust slinkeys. In the coming slinkey/ weasel war..which side will you be on? huh? debate teams systematically shun slinkies and weasels. Have you ever wondered why? It's because you can't win in a debate against a slinky, that's why. I've finally found the strength to admit it. It wasn't easy. but you just can't win. that doesn't however, mean that you have to admit that the slinky is always right, either. Sometimes the stinky weaseles contract the slinky's blinky measles. Don't you wonder who Pfifer Dunkie is? And why does the world need secondhand balloon salesman anyway? What is it with all this rain?
|
Add him as a friend >
