  Online nowDarthfox70- Jason is a 38 year old single guy from Omaha, Nebraska, USA.
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- Member since Jun 18, 2007
I would like to think of myself as an aspiring stand up comedian, inventor, and someone who would have a fighting chance as a jeopardy contestant.I am a man that realizes as each new law is passed,each new camera is installed in public places by the government,a little bit more of our freedoms are gone for good, and if there's no victim, there's no crime.I love learning science, especially environmental and human genetics.I guess if I had to boil all of lifes lessons down to one thing, it would have to be never try to hold a cat with claws during a roller coaster ride.I would love 2 meet people on line,anybody that can teach me, wants to learn or wants a friend, young, old, men, women, trans-gendered species from neighboring galaxies, for I judge a person solely on their integrity. All messages will be responded to.
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Well I decided to write a book. And here it is. But between you holding this in your hand and having the ability to read, you are probably bright enough to have figure this out all by yourself. I never could decide if I wanted to write a book about Freedom, The future, the past, evolution, comedy, racism, science, religion, sex, or what. So it's going to be about everything. All I can promise is coming from me, a guy who invented the water soluble condom, the gag aids test, and the aborted fetus jello mold, it's not going to be boring. If this book doesn't get me sued twice for every time it gets me arrested, you'll know I didn't do my job. I'd also be very disappointed if at least I don't get stalked,hopefully by a babe, at least once and someones going to try to kill me for my ideas. If something in here doesn't piss you off at least once, you are in a very special and small minority of intelligent, open minded people who I would like to call friend. If everything here pisses you off, then I'm very sorry for you that stupid is not an olympic event, for you would surely win gold. If you are that offended, please, feel free to mail me back this tome, along with thirty dollars, and I will send you a full refund.
Any injuries caused by the misuse of this book and/or the information therein should be reported to me on the double so I can incorporate said information into a sequel. Unlike most popular media sources, feel free to try these thing you learn at home,like my techniques for testing downed power lines for power, try out my bomb making recipes in your school, try my alternative surgical techniques on your children. I assume full monetary and criminal liability for anything that goes wrong. Be assured that everything you read in here is one hundred percent safe and danger free. Heeding my advice will help this planet put Charles Darwin back in the drivers seat.
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