  Online nowDarthfox70- Jason is a 38 year old single guy from Omaha, Nebraska, USA.
- Likes 850 pages, 194 videos, 17 photos • 52 fans • Received 13 reviews
- Member since Jun 18, 2007
I would like to think of myself as an aspiring stand up comedian, inventor, and someone who would have a fighting chance as a jeopardy contestant.I am a man that realizes as each new law is passed,each new camera is installed in public places by the government,a little bit more of our freedoms are gone for good, and if there's no victim, there's no crime.I love learning science, especially environmental and human genetics.I guess if I had to boil all of lifes lessons down to one thing, it would have to be never try to hold a cat with claws during a roller coaster ride.I would love 2 meet people on line,anybody that can teach me, wants to learn or wants a friend, young, old, men, women, trans-gendered species from neighboring galaxies, for I judge a person solely on their integrity. All messages will be responded to.
Favorites » His Blog
-
-
So I'm on this plane, right, first time,too. They got up this "seatbelt" sign so , like, I'm not supposed to leave the seat,right. But there's this airsickness bag there, right in front of me, and I'm thinking "I'm in the air, and diarrhea is a sickness"...anyway I'm trying to do my business, which is no easy task, spraying your chocolate monkey into a bag no bigger than a carton of milk while buckled into a seat on a crowded airplane, when everybody, and I mean everybody around me starts screaming, in unison "GO TO THE BATHROOM, GO TO THE BATHROOM, GO TO THE BATHROOM,!!!" Over and over, and I'm thinking, guys I'm really touched, but I can do this without cheerleaders.
|
his Favorites
Add him as a friend >
