  Online nowDarthfox70- Jason is a 38 year old single guy from Omaha, Nebraska, USA.
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- Member since Jun 18, 2007
I would like to think of myself as an aspiring stand up comedian, inventor, and someone who would have a fighting chance as a jeopardy contestant.I am a man that realizes as each new law is passed,each new camera is installed in public places by the government,a little bit more of our freedoms are gone for good, and if there's no victim, there's no crime.I love learning science, especially environmental and human genetics.I guess if I had to boil all of lifes lessons down to one thing, it would have to be never try to hold a cat with claws during a roller coaster ride.I would love 2 meet people on line,anybody that can teach me, wants to learn or wants a friend, young, old, men, women, trans-gendered species from neighboring galaxies, for I judge a person solely on their integrity. All messages will be responded to.
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So I get this E-mail telling me "they" want me for a part time job, something about cashing checks for some art gallery. So I play along. The pieces of worm dirt actually send me five fake five hundred dollar American Express Travellers cheques, complete with holograms and everything. As an old numismatist from way back nothing fake is gonna fool me, but these are cool and will go into my collection as well as trhe satisfaction of having baited these bastards into the time and effort and ups next day express expenses that they thought would defraud some other poor schmuck and his or her bank. Next they mail me four eight hundred twenty five dollar "postal money orders", really good looking ones. Then they call me to ask me what is up. I keep them on the phone for as long as I can, knowing this is an international call, and try to get them to call back, but they have not. (update) So I meet with my dad for lunch and show him these bogus travellers checks for five hundred dollars apiece, and he gives me this great idea. keep them in your wallet. That way if you're ever pickpocketed, or you lose your wallet and some bastard with nefarious intentions finds it, you might be lucky enough to get a call that goes something like " Mr. Abrams, this is detective Schmuck, we've just arrested a man attempting to cash some fraudulent checks and he appears to have your wallet. Would you like to come get it?"
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