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Last login: 2 hours agoDarthfox70: Jason is a 38 year old single guy from Omaha, Nebraska, USA.; Likes 660 pages, 136 videos, 8 photos • 38 fans • Received 6 reviews; Member since Jun 18, 2007

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CBS Video: Star Trek - CBS.com: 1:21pm 1 review science-fiction
http://www.cbs.com/video?showname=classics/star_trek&showtype=classics; Here you will find a complete viewable collection of ALL original Star Trek episodes, and in their original 53 minute formats, not butchered as they appear on television today, at 42 minutes.

May 10, 6:51pm: 8:00pm

I think this person should be rejected by the motion picture association of America as too violent for young children but snakey salamanders rejected by the peace lovimg people of somalia continue to irritate worse then a yeast infection on a hot august day plagued by relentless locust cucked up into a vacuum cleaner bringing enlitenment to millions of college educated journalists.

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http://aquieterstorm.stumbleupon.com/; There's just no pleasing some people.

StumbleUpon - Dolcezzas web site reviews and blog: May 3, 7:55am 46 reviews stumblers
http://dolcezza.stumbleupon.com/; What a beautiful soul this stumbler has, despite being a Canadian, eh. And what a haunting Avatar. Check out her blog.

Autochrome Lumière - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: Apr 17, 6:06am 1 review history, photography, science, potato-worship
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autochrome; The first color photography process, ca. 1907, explained here.

Apr 16, 5:16pm: Chapter one : The Importance of Cannibalism:
One of the most important things this country will ever do is legalize cannibalism. While this epic struggle in our country for the rights of cannibals has been handed defeat after defeat due to the actions of an extremely radical and ruthless anti-cannibal minority. They use language like "If you legalize cannibalism, Cannibals will break into your house and kill and eat your children", and as attractive as this prospect is to so many American Fathers, still cannibalism has not been legalized in this country, as of the time publishing of this book, and many people consider this a dead issue. While many people spend far too much of their lives contemplating the legalizing of cannibalism, yet tragically, still elect not to support this movement, I still hold out hope America will come to its senses.
Many of you are wondering why I would pick up the torch and try to run with an issue like freedom for smokers. That is an excellent question. You see, cannibals are a minority in this country. Like many minorities, the smokers, truck drivers, gun owners, drug users, motorcycleists,koreans, and the like, the government likes to pick on these minorities and systematically strip them of their rights. The current wave of indoor smoking bans are the beginning of a new wave of our freedoms being lost for good in the name of public health

Apr 15, 3:33am: Well I decided to write a book. And here it is. But between you holding this in your hand and having the ability to read, you are probably bright enough to have figure this out all by yourself. I never could decide if I wanted to write a book about Freedom, The future, the past, evolution, comedy, racism, science, religion, sex, or what. So it's going to be about everything. All I can promise is coming from me, a guy who invented the water soluble condom, the gag aids test, and the aborted fetus jello mold, it's not going to be boring. If this book doesn't get me sued twice for every time it gets me arrested, you'll know I didn't do my job. I'd also be very disappointed if at least I don't get stalked,hopefully by a babe, at least once and someones going to try to kill me for my ideas. If something in here doesn't piss you off at least once, you are in a very special and small minority of intelligent, open minded people who I would like to call friend. If everything here pisses you off, then I'm very sorry for you that stupid is not an olympic event, for you would surely win gold. If you are that offended, please, feel free to mail me back this tome, along with thirty dollars, and I will send you a full refund.
Any injuries caused by the misuse of this book and/or the information therein should be reported to me on the double so I can incorporate said information into a sequel. Unlike most popular media sources, feel free to try these thing you learn at home,like my techniques for testing downed power lines for power, try out my bomb making recipes in your school, try my alternative surgical techniques on your children. I assume full monetary and criminal liability for anything that goes wrong. Be assured that everything you read in here is one hundred percent safe and danger free. Heeding my advice will help this planet put Charles Darwin back in the drivers seat.

Mar 14, 7:04pm: I'm working on a new superman script. In it, Superman becomes affected by red Kryptonite and thinks he's a black pimp. It's even better, when he thinks he's a Black Pimp pretending to be Clark Kent, the worlds whitest white man. Lois, in an attempt to help him, gets the advice of a really bad psychiatrist and decides to pretend to be his Ho, but after much hilarity this leads to her having her first orgasm, decides she likes that life more than being a reporter.

Mar 10, 8:38pm: So I'm on this plane, right, first time,too. They got up this "seatbelt" sign so , like, I'm not supposed to leave the seat,right. But there's this airsickness bag there, right in front of me, and I'm thinking "I'm in the air, and diarrhea is a sickness"...anyway I'm trying to do my business, which is no easy task, spraying your chocolate monkey into a bag no bigger than a carton of milk while buckled into a seat on a crowded airplane, when everybody, and I mean everybody around me starts screaming, in unison "GO TO THE BATHROOM, GO TO THE BATHROOM, GO TO THE BATHROOM,!!!" Over and over, and I'm thinking, guys I'm really touched, but I can do this without cheerleaders.

Feb 3, 12:57pm: So I get this E-mail telling me "they" want me for a part time job, something about cashing checks for some art gallery. So I play along. The pieces of worm dirt actually send me five fake five hundred dollar American Express Travellers cheques, complete with holograms and everything. As an old numismatist from way back nothing fake is gonna fool me, but these are cool and will go into my collection as well as trhe satisfaction of having baited these bastards into the time and effort and ups next day express expenses that they thought would defraud some other poor schmuck and his or her bank. Next they mail me four eight hundred twenty five dollar "postal money orders", really good looking ones. Then they call me to ask me what is up. I keep them on the phone for as long as I can, knowing this is an international call, and try to get them to call back, but they have not. (update) So I meet with my dad for lunch and show him these bogus travellers checks for five hundred dollars apiece, and he gives me this great idea. keep them in your wallet. That way if you're ever pickpocketed, or you lose your wallet and some bastard with nefarious intentions finds it, you might be lucky enough to get a call that goes something like " Mr. Abrams, this is detective Schmuck, we've just arrested a man attempting to cash some fraudulent checks and he appears to have your wallet. Would you like to come get it?"

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